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i'm gonna be a dork and say "i'm me" because there's too much to explain!
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By Anonymous - / Monday 23 March 2009 19:06 / United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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