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Asiancosmo's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    15%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    6%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    23%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Asiancosmo's favorite FMLs

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

By lolilovemyboyfriend - / Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:37 / United States

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

By toomuch - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 09:36 / Australia

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

By furryballoon - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:46 / United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

By TerribleAddiction / Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:50 / United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 January 2012 21:52 / United States