About Ashzz
I'm Ash I hate my name I love memedroid, music, and sloths. I'm 14. Kik me @Ashzz1998
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Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML

By the attention seeker - / Wednesday 17 April 2013 21:57 / United States - North Miami Beach

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

By my dumb bro / Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:13 / United States - Gillham

Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." FML

By flea-bitten - / Saturday 6 April 2013 19:41 / United States

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

By OPhere - / Monday 15 April 2013 07:37 / United States - Hayward

Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML

By no tea parties here, gran - / Thursday 11 April 2013 17:16 / United States