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Ashleyrose005's favorite FMLs

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

By took it / Sunday 9 February 2014 14:36 / United States - Syracuse

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

By Tara115 - / Sunday 9 February 2014 07:20 / Canada - Courtenay

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 8 February 2014 18:49 / United States

Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

By mariana - / Saturday 8 February 2014 00:18 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 4 October 2013 23:36 / United States - San Antonio