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Ashleyek's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom had the option of choosing anywhere in the world where we could go on vacation. We live in the USA and she chose to fly to Texas, rent an RV, and drive to Florida. Anywhere in the world. FML

By j_Lauren - / Monday 28 January 2013 04:48 / United States

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

By hopelesscollegestudent / Friday 21 September 2012 16:22 / Canada

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

By amythest / Monday 13 February 2012 00:18 / United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

By dumbasdogshit - / Saturday 11 August 2012 00:45 / Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

By gonavybeatarmy / Thursday 31 May 2012 05:28 / United States - San Diego