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Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

By jf29 / Saturday 31 January 2009 00:49 / United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 November 2010 07:14 / United States

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

By youreajoker - / Wednesday 10 November 2010 10:28 / Australia

Today, I realized that my dandruff issue was so horrible, that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

By ew / Wednesday 27 October 2010 05:24 / United States

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 October 2010 07:00 / United States