About Ashfurfan
Hey :) I'm not exactly sure what to say here, so I'll just list some random facts! I'm going to school for forensic science, I am a brony, and I live in the USA :) Also, as you can tell by my picture, I also love Pokemon :) My favorite band is Hey Ocean (look them up) and I am an extreme potterhead. (Mostly just because of Draco)
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Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 October 2013 16:20 / United States - Bessemer

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML

By ElizaZee - / Thursday 19 September 2013 01:45 / United States - Malvern

Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

By TaraBURGER - / Tuesday 17 September 2013 07:57 / United States

Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML

By somethingblue / Monday 16 September 2013 21:11 / United States - Lowell

Today, while chatting with a friend online, I told her that Kristen Stewart isn't going to star in the 50 Shades movie as she originally thought. She then spammed me with so many "NO"/"NO WAY" messages that my crappy laptop froze up, forcing me to reboot and lose a ton of unsaved essay notes. FML

By CHEERS, TUMBLTARD - / Friday 13 September 2013 21:31 /