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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    100%
  • Mobility

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    40,300%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    13%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    71%
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    27%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    48%
  • 50 quality comments

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    42%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    1,700%
  • 50 favorites

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    28%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    95%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    19%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    74%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Asdaasdaasda's favorite FMLs

Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML

By chieftain - / Wednesday 9 May 2012 19:34 / Norway - T?nsberg

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

By a chick in California / Thursday 14 June 2012 20:10 / United States - Ceres

Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation on my terrible acne. During my visit, she said I probably won't be getting any more pimples. Excited, I asked her how she could tell. She replied, "There's no more room for it." FML

By ultraattitude / Thursday 14 June 2012 19:34 / United States

Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML

By bad son / Thursday 14 June 2012 17:42 / United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 11 June 2012 11:18 / United States