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Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

By j4y / Thursday 29 January 2009 00:30 / Canada

Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

By caleighrossi / Monday 16 June 2014 00:21 / United States - Ottumwa

Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try out the hurricane simulator, which blasts 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

By begging for air / Thursday 20 February 2014 17:45 / United States - Hillsboro

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

By fuckadaisical - / Friday 6 December 2013 20:23 / United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

By oldshitnewshit / Tuesday 22 October 2013 21:11 / United States