About Archnarquibquib
Do not ask about the Quib Quib. Well, here is where I write about me. Let's see, I am both a cat and dog person, I love video games, I am a night person and my favorite food is salsa.
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Archnarquibquib's favorite FMLs

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

By ThatSlappinBass - / Saturday 18 April 2015 02:00 / United States - Pawtucket

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

By Teach - / Tuesday 31 March 2015 07:40 / New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

By soontobewidow - / Saturday 28 March 2015 09:20 / Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

By ironwoman23 / Saturday 28 March 2015 00:23 / United States - East Alton

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

By me - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 23:45 / Ireland - Dublin