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  • Beginner

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  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    40%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    10%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • Profile completed

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    43%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    74%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    10%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    49%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    10%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Archertheo's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

By dogs_and_toucans - / Monday 8 June 2009 18:47 / United States

Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML

By mister_pinky - / Tuesday 15 July 2014 22:04 / United States - Portland

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

By half-dead in CA - / Saturday 31 May 2014 16:39 / United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 May 2014 21:07 / Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 May 2014 14:04 / United Kingdom - London