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Aralc2's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML

By izzie - / Sunday 9 May 2010 14:15 / Canada

Today, while at a funeral for a distant family member, I was giving my condolences to the family. When one of them asked how I was doing, I replied with, "I'm still alive!", which is one of my standard responses due to being a cashier and being asked that question a hundred times a day. FML

By Merith2004 - / Tuesday 4 February 2014 05:18 / United States - Spring Branch

Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML

By Pooper scooper / Tuesday 28 January 2014 08:22 / Guam - Yigo

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

By .... - / Tuesday 24 December 2013 02:48 / United States - Modesto

Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 May 2013 15:20 / United Kingdom - Northampton