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Aprilesquer's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

By creepermagnet - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:39 / United States

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 June 2013 14:29 / United States - Greenwood

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

By future burger flipper - / Monday 3 June 2013 19:22 / United States - Whitewater

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML

By BadBoyfriend / Monday 3 June 2013 04:31 / United States - El Paso

Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

By I keep failing it all - / Sunday 2 June 2013 19:45 / Lithuania - Vilnius