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Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

By eejit - / Saturday 21 February 2009 11:52 / Australia

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

By oooooops - / Monday 23 March 2015 00:32 / United States

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 17 November 2014 22:00 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

By PickYourselfUp - / Monday 6 October 2014 03:17 / United States - Chesapeake

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 6 October 2014 02:42 / United States - Rock Island