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Anteup623's favorite FMLs

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

By skidmark - / Thursday 8 December 2011 14:48 / United States

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

By jackgrant - / Wednesday 7 December 2011 01:01 / Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 December 2011 02:16 / United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

By ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - / Tuesday 6 December 2011 15:36 / United States

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

By mademoiselleaus - / Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:26 / Australia