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Angrydinosaur's favorite FMLs

Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

By ... - / Sunday 15 April 2012 21:26 / United States - Clermont

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:57 / United States - Muskegon

Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML

By bitchimgay - / Sunday 22 July 2012 16:48 / Canada - Montreal

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:21 / United States

Today, I found out that the piece of vacant land I purchased for $20,000 is illegal to build a house on, due to acreage restrictions. Thank you, realtor. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 28 June 2012 16:53 / United States - Fallbrook