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By JLoistheBomb - / Wednesday 11 February 2009 00:01 / United States
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 May 2009 05:16 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

By soooyeah - / Thursday 30 April 2009 12:15 / United States
By GreenMonstR - / Saturday 25 April 2009 05:09 / United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

By fartmaster - / Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:10 / United States