About Amykillswitch
You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a Jew?
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Amykillswitch's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    39%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    16%
The list of badges to find
Amykillswitch's favorite FMLs
By jinxofsocal - / Sunday 21 June 2009 04:16 / United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

By meantowheels - / Sunday 21 June 2009 02:29 / United States
By desocrates - / Saturday 20 June 2009 22:54 / United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

By Dumbass / Saturday 20 June 2009 06:01 / United States
By NotSoYoung - / Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:35 / Canada