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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    7%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    16%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    41%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    14%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    11%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    6%
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Amisenho's favorite FMLs

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 September 2014 18:28 / Canada - Coquitlam

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML

By neryc - / Friday 4 July 2014 19:41 / United States - Hummelstown

Today, I was grading work my students had done with a sub. I realized one student had gotten hold of the teachers' edition of the textbook when I read ten papers in a row that had "Student answers may vary" as the answer to problem number four. My students can't even cheat properly. FML

By chinaski7628 / Saturday 15 February 2014 07:11 / United States - Glendale

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

By emasculated 10000% - / Saturday 4 May 2013 17:05 / Sweden - Ljungby

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

By zobara / Thursday 2 February 2012 04:35 / Switzerland