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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
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    1%
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Ami1043's favorite FMLs

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

By Ryan / Saturday 11 June 2011 14:24 / United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

By stepsister / Friday 10 June 2011 05:17 / United States

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

By wtf / Thursday 9 June 2011 15:04 / United Kingdom

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 4 June 2011 20:42 / United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

By aarone23 / Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:30 / United States