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Amc597's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

By embarrassed / Monday 18 August 2014 16:39 / United States - Great Neck

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

By mile high clubber / Sunday 14 July 2013 10:41 / United States - Bensalem

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML

By Sonofa / Friday 17 May 2013 15:52 / Canada - Cold Lake

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

By ouch - / Friday 12 July 2013 07:22 / United States

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

By vet1 - / Thursday 11 July 2013 15:18 / South Africa - Pretoria