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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    13%
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    39%
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    73%
  • 50 favorites

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    110%
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    4%
  • One more and it's business time

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Amayakitty's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 November 2010 15:03 / United States

Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

By christiner / Monday 6 September 2010 03:01 / France

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

By reckless - / Saturday 17 July 2010 19:34 / Canada

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

By Zippermania9 - / Wednesday 11 August 2010 00:14 / United States

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

By brentkd / Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:34 / United States