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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    31%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    104%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    800%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    4%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    16%
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