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Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

By ihatevideos - / Monday 16 March 2009 23:08 / United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

By AuntPeePee / Monday 20 May 2013 11:57 / United States

Today, my allergies started up with a vengeance. Yesterday I broke 4 ribs and fractured my sternum. Every time I sneeze, I swear I can feel the broken bones move around. FML

By KatielSilver / Monday 20 May 2013 05:44 / United States - Lakewood

Today, I went for an interview regarding a seasonal position I'd been offered at a grocery store. The manager showed up 45 minutes past the scheduled interview time, cheerfully greeted me, and took me back to his office, just to tell me that they don't hire seasonal help. Ever. FML

By ineedayob - / Saturday 18 May 2013 20:36 / United States - La Mesa

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 May 2013 19:34 / United States - Coatesville