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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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Allocomrade's favorite FMLs
By naughtyshirt - / Saturday 22 August 2009 09:29 / Australia
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By theregoesmyspermcount - / Sunday 2 August 2009 22:45 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

By soooyeah - / Thursday 30 April 2009 12:15 / United States