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Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

By foolishgirl - / Wednesday 25 February 2009 18:41 / United States

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

By NoNotCats =^._.^= - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 08:17 / United States - Mesa

Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML

By ocdistheworst - / Monday 26 August 2013 20:05 / United States - Gardena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I don't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

By Miami6and3 / Monday 26 August 2013 18:22 / United States - Pasadena

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

By imarriedanaxemurderer - / Tuesday 18 June 2013 05:01 / United States - Joliet