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  • Mobility

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • 50 favorites

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Alexisbabby's favorite FMLs

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

By noname / Thursday 4 December 2008 05:55 / France

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 16 July 2011 23:09 / United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 July 2011 05:02 / United States

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

By fmylife7721 / Sunday 3 July 2011 05:51 / Canada

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

By fthislyfe - / Saturday 2 July 2011 14:06 / United States