About Alexis1997
I love my dog. im not going 2 lie, had sex about milions timez whith almost every girl in my town. got a big sister and brother and a littel 13 year old sister. Im an adrenaline junkie when it comes 2 sports and gamez, Also in bed. I got x box live my game tage is geco17 and im a mlg. I love Chuck Norris not in a Gay way My brother just came back from the army. I work out in 24 hour fitnees 24/7.
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Alexis1997's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

By bittersweet / Sunday 8 February 2009 03:08 / United States

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 December 2011 10:47 / United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 December 2011 06:21 / United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

By ohmy. / Monday 27 December 2011 17:52 / United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 26 December 2011 08:12 / United States