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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • One more and it's business time

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Alexdiazthatsme's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 12 November 2011 05:34 / United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

By myownperson / Tuesday 25 October 2011 08:17 / United States

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 October 2011 05:58 / United States

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

By LuckySperm - / Friday 12 August 2011 13:14 / United Kingdom

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 November 2010 09:18 / United States