About Alex_622
•Not all about that bass (sorry not sorry) •Baseball is where it's at •TWD and FTWD •You know nothing Jon Snow
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Alex_622's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    74%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    10%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    12%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    37%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    34%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
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Alex_622's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 5 August 2015 06:13 / United States - Brookfield

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

By anon / Tuesday 28 July 2015 05:02 / United States - Northbrook

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

By stargate25 - / Friday 24 July 2015 02:33 / United States - Denver

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

By Sad Mom / Saturday 25 July 2015 02:04 / United States - Wylie

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

By strangely / Saturday 25 July 2015 00:12 / United States - San Francisco