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Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

By USSEYL / Wednesday 26 November 2008 04:43 / United Kingdom

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

By watersport - / Wednesday 10 March 2010 17:56 / United States

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

By woopdeedo_1 - / Sunday 7 March 2010 19:56 / United Kingdom

Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

By buttcrack - / Thursday 18 February 2010 05:31 / United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

By thatssickkk / Wednesday 17 February 2010 06:40 / United States