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Akd1v's favorite FMLs

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

By SydIsPrettyCool / Thursday 4 August 2011 05:44 / United States

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

By scully11 - / Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:36 / Canada

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

By Clare - / Monday 21 February 2011 23:15 / Canada