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Ajourdhui's favorite FMLs

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 02:06 / France

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 1 December 2011 03:11 / United States

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

By friedchicken / Saturday 12 November 2011 06:43 / Canada

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

By Dlord357 - / Monday 7 November 2011 14:24 / United States

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

By roadkill0321 / Monday 7 November 2011 07:20 / United States