About Aeslehc_
Depending on what day you catch me on, I can be pretty damn nice, or pretty damn bitchy.
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Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

By Chubsley - / Saturday 21 February 2009 07:44 / United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

By Daddy. - / Wednesday 17 February 2010 08:15 / Australia

Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn't realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It's going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML

By sacredsilence29 - / Tuesday 16 February 2010 21:16 / United States

Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML

By Krit / Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:10 / United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 February 2010 19:50 / United States