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Adamnbb's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 11 April 2015 07:56 / United States

Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML

By hexphoenix - / Tuesday 7 April 2015 00:58 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

By Mr. Sniffles / Monday 23 March 2015 15:43 / United States - Hamilton

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

By ajodasdojsad - / Saturday 21 March 2015 15:12 / United Kingdom - Ewell

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

By theguy24 / Tuesday 27 January 2009 12:47 / United States