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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    23%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    46%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    138%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 50 favorites

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    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Adamhanback's favorite FMLs

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

By NoPainNoGain - / Friday 5 June 2009 05:03 / United States

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

By thekriss / Thursday 23 August 2012 20:28 / France - Paris

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 1 June 2012 14:29 / Austria - Vienna

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

By Snickers - / Saturday 12 May 2012 04:27 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

By JohnyP / Saturday 9 July 2011 07:04 / United States