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Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

By BARF - / Monday 27 April 2009 13:51 / United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

By 16590 - / Friday 15 June 2012 22:13 / Sweden

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

By neverthesame / Thursday 29 March 2012 02:53 / United States - Shelbyville

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

By Tristansefam1367 / Monday 12 March 2012 13:11 / United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

By HOe HOe HOe - / Wednesday 2 November 2011 02:36 / United States