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Abutton's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

By Rolax / Thursday 6 November 2008 09:38 / France

Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML

By Carebeareatu - / Sunday 21 July 2013 13:26 / United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

By Thanks Honey - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 15:08 / United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

By whatchagonnado / Sunday 24 March 2013 07:35 / Canada - Victoria

Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML

By Cslouth / Saturday 27 October 2012 04:04 / United States - Rochester