About Aarontheawesome
I am pretty much awesome 24/7. I like people who are open and fun. If you get offended easily you won't like me. If you're looking for a true friend you've found one. I like to party it up! I like video games. I like movies. I like the outdoors (camping, snow/wakeboarding, offroad) I like going out for food. Sushi+Steak. Mmmm.
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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