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_jennifermarie_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

By spiritbeast33 - / Wednesday 11 September 2013 06:17 / United States - San Francisco

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML

By sharkboy - / Monday 11 June 2012 02:33 / United States - Honolulu

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

By james / Sunday 14 December 2008 13:14 / United Kingdom