About _daniellesays_
Say what you will about the importance of grammar, but I think you automatically (in general) get a few more respect points for writing like this, instade of lyk dis. Anyway, hi. I'm a lifeguard, guarding the crucial lives of fellow Michigan-citizens every day, nbd. I love the lyrics from the song 23 by Jimmy Eat World, "No one else will have me like you do; No one else will have me, only you" , + the way Jim Adkins sings it. Did you know that dolphins rape people?
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