About _bbailey
i'm bailey, i like things simple. i'm always with my best motherfucker sarah.
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_bbailey's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

By drunk - / Saturday 6 March 2010 07:38 / Australia

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

By KateD / Saturday 6 March 2010 05:16 / United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

By mariah_1_11 - / Saturday 6 March 2010 05:14 / United States

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

By shortiem - / Saturday 6 March 2010 05:14 / United States

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

By mrrichkid / Saturday 6 March 2010 01:05 / United States