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_tongan_'s favorite FMLs

Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML

By barista - / Sunday 5 December 2010 17:36 / United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

By chi-huaHUA / Saturday 4 December 2010 07:08 / United States

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 December 2010 06:50 / Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 December 2010 05:20 / United States

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 28 November 2010 10:01 / United States