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    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    80%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    24%
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    12%
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Zwink's favorite FMLs
By blck / Thursday 1 January 2009 02:53 / United States
By awilson - / Friday 11 September 2009 18:26 / United States

Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

By Barista - / Sunday 5 July 2009 05:21 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 30 May 2009 11:39 / Canada
By karmasabitch - / Sunday 17 May 2009 20:16 / United States