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Zoroark899's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

By asdfghjkl_12 - / Wednesday 25 February 2009 04:33 / United States

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

By kufan1324 / Tuesday 5 June 2012 03:47 / United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

By Scared - / Tuesday 5 June 2012 00:54 / United States - Arlington

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

By bitchyhiccups - / Monday 19 March 2012 13:14 / United States - Tempe

Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML

By CutePenguin - / Saturday 17 March 2012 22:26 / Canada