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talk to mee! dont bite too hard :P ♥William, 5-27-10♥
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Zombiezeatu's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

By Kevin - / Thursday 5 February 2009 18:04 / United States

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

By GoDiarrhea - / Thursday 4 March 2010 18:52 / Argentina

Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML

By popeye - / Thursday 25 February 2010 15:18 / United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

By Shirley - / Wednesday 15 February 2012 00:43 / United States

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

By CatWoman - / Thursday 11 February 2010 05:33 / United States