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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • YDI Master

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  • One more and it's business time

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Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

By sadgirl / Friday 23 January 2009 16:52 / United States

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

By anonymous - / Monday 9 December 2013 15:10 / United States

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 9 December 2013 05:57 / United States - Spokane

Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML

By mistletoe - / Monday 9 December 2013 02:21 / United States - Miami

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

By OakStake - / Sunday 8 December 2013 22:07 / United States - New York