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I like gaming, Doctor Who, Who's line is it anyways, Football and Marvel
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Zombers's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

By treegirl - / Sunday 26 July 2009 05:57 / United States

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 26 May 2014 11:37 / United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

By sleeplessinrichmond / Sunday 15 September 2013 06:02 / United States - Bronx

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML

By seriously? / Friday 23 August 2013 07:40 /

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping to me while pointing at his dick. FML

By NotInterested - / Friday 23 August 2013 06:23 / United States