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Zoh_aubrey's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

By minibuch1505 / Friday 21 September 2012 11:31 / France - Halluin

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

By RawrSparkle - / Friday 21 September 2012 07:31 / United States - Davis

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML

By painfetish8021 - / Monday 17 September 2012 00:50 / United States - Winston Salem

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

By ClaireBear150 - / Thursday 20 September 2012 03:09 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

By wtf yourself, cunt - / Monday 17 September 2012 23:14 / Australia - Sydney