About Zoey5683
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  • Socialite

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  • Mobility

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  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • It's in the can!

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  • Profile completed

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    23%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    18%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    94%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    19%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    41%
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Zoey5683's favorite FMLs

Today, my principal observed me teach my high school social studies class. At the end of the period, he told me, "Your zipper was open the entire time. I wonder if the students noticed that your underwear matched the buildup of dandruff on your shoulder." FML

By Karen1428 - / Sunday 19 March 2017 07:00 / United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I flexed so hard for a selfie, I gave myself a hernia. FML

By ShutTheFuCupcake - / Tuesday 13 May 2014 23:46 / Canada - Calgary

Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML

By taintedlover - / Tuesday 13 May 2014 21:31 / United States - Seattle

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

By Jarool / Monday 12 May 2014 19:41 / Canada - Red Deer

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 May 2014 22:11 / Sweden - Lidk?ping